SPENCER PRATT FOR MAYOR?! ‘THE HILLS’ CAST LOSES IT OVER HIS SHOCKING POLITICAL TAKEOVER!

SPENCER PRATT IS RUNNING FOR MAYOR—AND HOLLYWOOD IS TERRIFIED!

EXCLUSIVE: Y’all, stop what you are doing! Spencer Pratt—yes, that Spencer Pratt from The Hills—is officially gunning for the top job in Los Angeles!

We’re talking Mayor Pratt, chile! Sources close to the reality TV O.G. confirm he’s throwing his hat in the ring after losing his Palisades home in the RAGING wildfires. Can you BELIEVE this level of reinvention?

But listen, this isn’t just some vanity project; Pratt is reportedly surging in the polls, leaving establishment politicians absolutely SHAKING in their designer boots.

Get this: He’s already calling out the LA Times, accusing one of their reporters of being a full-blown stalker! We’re talking phone calls to his MOM, his sister, and even his favorite burrito joint—all because he passed a rival in the polls! It’s pure, unadulterated political MESS.

Pratt went OFF on X, claiming the media is scared of his “winning message.” He specifically called out the paper for questioning his residency eligibility after the fire forced him to relocate following the devastating blaze.

Here’s the thing: Pratt has always been a master manipulator, a true cockroach of pop culture survival, as the LA Times themselves noted in their glowing, yet slightly backhanded, profile of his new memoir “The Guy You Loved to Hate.”

We reached out to several former castmates, and the reaction? Utter chaos!

THE HILLS ALUM REACT: DISBELIEF AND DRAMA!

One former cast member, who asked to remain ANONYMOUS because they “don’t want to be Spencer’s next target,” spilled the tea.

• Heidi Montag’s Sister, Holly: We heard she just choked on her green juice! Her reaction was reportedly a single, drawn-out scream followed by, “He’s just trying to sell books!” OUCH.
• A ‘Laguna Beach’ OG: They reportedly texted back only three emojis: 🤡 👑 🚨. Translation: Clown, King, Emergency!
• Lauren Conrad’s Circle: Crickets! They are staying SILENT, which, in Hollywood, speaks VOLUMES! They clearly want no part of this political circus.

But WAIT—it gets WORSE. Another close associate told us that Spencer’s entire campaign strategy is based on channeling the energy he used to secure that infamous diamond-encrusted birdcage!

“He views the entire city council as his new group of frenemies,” the source dished. “He’s treating the LA Mayor’s race like a season finale reunion special—ready for war.”

We are seeing TikToks already popping up—like that SHOCKING one from Steph With Da Deets—analyzing every move he makes, trying to decode if this is genius or a complete public meltdown (check the receipts, y’all!).

The sheer audacity of this man! He lost his mansion, and now he wants to run the whole city? Only Spencer Pratt could pull off the most dramatic pivot since he traded reality TV for crystals.

The LA Times article questioned if his move to Santa Barbara County after the fire throws his eligibility into question. Spencer’s response? Double down and call the press CREEPY!

This is the kind of high-stakes, deeply personal reality TV drama we haven’t seen since Speidi were haunting every red carpet in the late 2000s.

The takeaway? Do not, under any circumstances, count out Spencer Pratt. He thrives on chaos, and right now, LA is serving up a buffet of it. We predict absolute MAYHEM leading up to election day!