BOB’S BURGERS STAR MIRMAN SURVIVES HELLISH FLAME-OUT! HERO COP PULLS HIM FROM WRECK!

EUGENE MIRMAN ALMOST BECAME ASHES—BUT A STATE TROOPER SAVED THE DAY!

EXCLUSIVE! Y’all, hold onto your Louise Belcher ears, because the news coming out of New Hampshire is absolutely WILD!

Bob’s Burgers voice actor Eugene Mirman—yes, the voice of Gene!—was involved in a catastrophic, high-octane car crash that ended with his luxury vehicle being completely engulfed in FLAMES.

Sources say this wasn’t just a fender-bender, chile; this was a scene straight out of a Michael Bay movie where the star barely escaped with his life!

We’re told the incident went down Tuesday at the Bedford Toll Plaza on the Everett Turnpike—a place where you usually just worry about having the right change for the EZ-Pass.

Get this: Mirman’s ride, a shiny new 2026 Lucid Gravity, literally went up like a barbecue pit after slamming into a toll booth! Can you BELIEVE this?!

Witnesses saw the whole HORROR show, screaming that someone was TRAPPED inside that metal coffin as the fire raged!

But WAIT—it gets WORSE! The car was essentially incinerated before help could even properly arrive…

THE HEROIC COP WHO TURNED A TRAGEDY INTO A MIRACLE!

Listen up, because this is the part where we all need to start sending thank-you cards to New Hampshire State Police!

A state trooper, assigned to the Governor’s security detail no less, happened to be driving by—a true guardian angel moment, folks!

This brave officer didn’t hesitate; he reportedly pulled Mirman out of that inferno just moments before the whole thing became an UNRECOVERABLE mess!

Imagine that scene—smoke, fire, sirens—and this trooper making the ultimate sacrifice of adrenaline to save a beloved voice actor!

Mirman himself broke the silence on Instagram, confirming the near-death experience, but keeping it characteristically low-key, which, frankly, is SHOCKING given the circumstances!

He thanked the “heroic people” who extracted him and the “warm, kind and talented staff at the hospital” who patched him up.

He’s doing “relatively alright, all things considered,” according to his post, but let’s be real—walking away from the ashes of a Lucid Gravity is more than ‘alright’—it’s a MIRACLE!

We saw the picture he posted—his arm is bandaged up, but he’s holding a sign that says, “Life is an adventure.” Oh, Eugene, you have NO idea how much of an adventure that specific Tuesday was!

The comedian even managed a classic joke, saying he lost his phone, so his method of decreasing screen time was NOT recommended. LOL! Only Eugene!

But seriously, y’all, this whole situation is incredibly MESSY and thankfully ended on a high note because of one dedicated officer.

We reached out to local New Hampshire news outlets who covered the immediate aftermath, where the images of the smoldering wreckage wedged in the toll plaza looked truly apocalyptic —check out the grim details here.

The fact that he was in a brand new, high-tech electric vehicle that decided to spontaneously combust is a whole other layer of drama we need to unpack later!

For now, we are just celebrating that Gene—I mean, Eugene—is alive and recovering. Send him all the positive vibes, because escaping a fiery car crash is the definition of dodging a bullet… or in this case, dodging a massive fireball!

Stay glued to this page, because we are digging deeper into the police report to find out exactly what caused that high-end vehicle to turn into a bonfire!