CARL RADKE CRACKS! He Admits He’s ‘SLIGHTLY’ A MESS Over Amanda & West’s MESSY Hookup!

CARL RADKE’S EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN EXPOSED: The Truth Behind His ‘Slightly’ Messy Status!

EXCLUSIVE: Y’all, buckle UP because the *Summer House* drama is hitting critical mass, and the supposed ‘zen master’ Carl Radke is finally admitting he’s feeling the HEAT!

We’re talking about the fallout from Amanda Batula and West Wilson confirming their romance—a coupling that has clearly sent shockwaves through the entire Hamptons friend group. Sources say Carl is trying to play it cool, but the cracks are showing, chile.

Carl recently spilled the tea at a book event, trying to deny Kyle Cooke’s claims that he was a full-blown ‘mess,’ but then—BAM—he dropped the ultimate admission: he’s ‘slightly’ one!

Can you BELIEVE this?! The man who officiated Kyle and Amanda’s wedding is now caught in the crossfire of this SHOCKING love triangle fallout.

He claims he loves Amanda, but let’s not forget he ADORES Ciara Miller, West’s ex! This situation is more tangled than a bowl of spaghetti at Thanksgiving dinner.

Listen, Carl tried to play the ’empath’ card, saying he carries his friends’ energy, but we know what that really means: he’s losing sleep over this betrayal!

We’re told he even confessed to having an EMOTIONAL phone call with Kyle, complete with vocal notes and actual tears! Get this—he admitted to having a sleepless night!

“As someone who cares deeply about his friends, as an empath, I carry on some of that energy,” he explained. “So last week I did have a sleepless night. I did voice note Kyle and cry a little bit.”

But WAIT—it gets WORSE. Remember when TMZ caught Kyle looking rough in a street interview? Kyle claimed Carl was a mess while holding a bag of dog poop! Talk about peak reality TV karma!

Carl admitted Kyle texted him an apology for that TMZ moment, proving that even the BFFs are struggling to keep this façade together. The whole thing is just SO MESSY.

The Uncomfortable Triangle: Carl, Amanda, and Ciara’s Loyalties Tested!

Here’s the thing: Carl insists he’s still tight with everyone, saying, “I adore Ciara. I love Amanda.” Oh, really, Carl? Try telling that to Ciara when she sees Amanda cozying up with her ex!

The fact that Carl is still texting and talking to *all* parties involved—Amanda, Kyle, and Ciara—shows just how deeply entrenched he is in this web of broken bonds.

This isn’t just drama; this is a full-blown friendship apocalypse brewing, and Carl is right in the epicenter, trying to manage everyone’s feelings while navigating his own.

He says it’s been “really hard,” and frankly, we believe him! Trying to keep the peace when your best friend’s ex is suddenly hooking up with the bride you married off? That’s a recipe for total collapse!

The confirmation from Amanda and West that they needed ‘space’ to process things privately only fueled the fire, making Carl’s current state of being ‘slightly’ a mess seem like an UNDERSTATEMENT.

They needed privacy? Honey, you’re on a reality show! The second you start dating someone new after years of group dynamics, the cameras are rolling, and the gossip mill starts spinning!

So, while Carl tries to laugh it off as ‘comedy,’ we at [Your Gossip Site Name] see the writing on the wall: This summer is going to be pure, unadulterated chaos. Stay tuned, y’all, because Carl Radke’s slight mess might just turn into a FIVE-ALARM inferno!