GARLIC GONE WILD! Brandi Glanville RUSHED to Urgent Care After Bizarre Home Remedy Backfires!

BRING OUT THE EMERGENCY GARLIC REMOVERS: BRANDI’S LATEST MEDICAL NIGHTMARE!

EXCLUSIVE: Y’all, we can’t even MAKE this up! Real Housewives of Beverly Hills alum Brandi Glanville decided to play doctor on Easter weekend, and honey, the results were straight-up HILARIOUS—and horrifying!

Sources say Brandi was battling a nasty head cold, the kind that makes you desperate for a cure, ANY cure.

But WAIT—it gets WORSE. Instead of hitting the pharmacy, this reality vet turned to the internet’s DUMBEST advice: shoving raw garlic where the sun don’t shine… well, near her ear!

We’re told Brandi confessed on her Unfiltered podcast that she tried to use garlic as a cold remedy, first attempting the nostril route, which burned her skin OFF.

Can you BELIEVE this?!

Then, the truly MESSY part: she moved the pungent vegetable to her EAR canal! Chile, listen!

“Every time I tried to get it out, it really went down further,” Brandi admitted, detailing the absolute DISASTER of trying to self-extract the stinking bulb.

The situation escalated so quickly that Brandi had no choice but to make an EMERGENCY run to urgent care the very next day!

Get this: She had to have a DOCTOR physically tweeze a piece of garlic out of her head! SHOCKING!

Who gave her this advice? Her own sons, apparently! Brandi threw her 18-year-old Jake under the bus for giving her the cold, but it was 22-year-old Mason who suggested the garlic hack, claiming it worked in his nostril.

“I tried my nostril, it was burning too much, so I moved it to my ear,” she explained, trying to justify her wildly poor decision-making according to E! News.

Brandi, bless her heart, tried to clear her sinuses but ended up with what she dramatically claimed was “garlic in my brain now.”

IS BRANDI’S FACE EVEN REAL ANYMORE?!

This isn’t the first time Brandi has kept us glued to the drama surrounding her health, folks. Remember the saga?

For months, Brandi has been battling a truly GRUESOME infection on her face—a battle she attributed to a facial parasite!

But then, the plot THICKENED! She later revealed to TMZ that the root cause of her facial horror show was actually her RUPTURED breast implants!

“I had silicone all over my lymph nodes,” she famously confessed back in February.

So, we have a woman who has had silicone poisoning and is battling facial infections, and *this* is the person taking cold advice?

We have to ask: What is going on with Brandi?

She finished her podcast segment with a very necessary warning to her fans:

Don’t listen to people online or Tik Tok or Instagram or Twitter or Facebook.

Oh, honey, if only you had listened to that advice BEFORE you were at the urgent care desk holding a piece of pungent Italian seasoning!

The comments section on social media is already EXPLODING with fans questioning her appearance and sanity. One reader asked, “Is that her ‘new’ face…ecks…” while another simply asked, “Who is that?!”

It’s a total train wreck, and we CANNOT look away!

Stay tuned to see if Brandi tries to cure her ear irritation with essential oils next week—we wouldn’t put it past her!