HOLY MESS! Trump Reads Bible After Pope Feud & AI Jesus Flop!

TRUMP’S HOLY HIJINKS: READING SCRIPTURE TO WASH AWAY THE SIN!

EXCLUSIVE: Y’all, buckle up, because the drama in the swamp just hit Biblical proportions!

Just days after getting absolutely DRAGGED by Pope Leo XIV—yes, the POPE—and deleting that WILD AI Jesus pic, Donald Trump is suddenly getting RELIGIOUS, chile.

Sources say this is pure DAMAGE CONTROL, folks. We’re talking full-court press PR spin after that ENTIRE mess.

Get this: He’s scheduled to deliver a recorded Bible reading from the Oval Office this Tuesday as part of this “America Reads the Bible” week-long stunt.

Can you BELIEVE the timing?! It’s too perfect, it’s practically SCRIPTED by Hollywood!

THE VERSE THAT SAVES ALL SINS (OR DOES IT?)

Listen, the specific verse he chose? 2 Chronicles 7:14—the one about humility, prayer, and healing the land.

We’re told he’s trying to look pious after the whole international incident with the Pontiff. The Pope feud was MESSY, and everyone knows it.

But WAIT—it gets WORSE. This is the same verse that Couy Griffin screamed over the crowd during the January 6th INSURRECTION, according to CNN Politics!

Talk about mixing your politics with your theology—it’s a SCANDAL!

The organizer, Bunni Pounds of Christians Engaged, is practically falling over herself thanking him, saying it brings “hope for national healing.”

Healing? Honey, the only thing healing right now is Trump’s bruised ego after being called out by the Vatican!

The whole spectacle involves nearly 500 readers, including Marco Rubio and other loyalists, reading everything from Genesis to Revelation.

But guess who gets the prime time slot after the main event? Dr. Ben and Candy Carson! The optics are UNBELIEVABLE.

We’re hearing whispers that the original plan was to keep this Bible reading low-key, but when the AI Jesus debacle went NUCLEAR, they pivoted HARD.

“This isn’t about faith, y’all. This is about crowd control after the AI Jesus debacle made him look like a total FOOL. It’s a desperate PR play, plain and simple.” — Insiders close to the situation.

Remember the AI Jesus image? The one where he looked like a budget CGI savior? He deleted it faster than you can delete an embarrassing text!

That incident, combined with the Pope calling him out over international conflicts—which Newsweek covered—created a perfect storm of bad PR.

Now, he’s trying to co-opt Christian imagery for political survival. It’s SHOCKING how transparent this pivot is.

Evangelical leaders who usually give him a FREE PASS are reportedly wavering. This religious controversy is a rare fault line in the MAGA movement, and Trump knows it.

He needs the base, and in his world, that means leaning HEAVILY into the recognizable symbols—even if they are being used cynically.

Will this calculated move work? Will reading a verse from the Oval Office suddenly erase the memory of the AI Savior?

Doubtful! This whole situation is a masterclass in political desperation disguised as piety. Stay tuned, because we have eyes EVERYWHERE on this EXCLUSIVE spiritual soap opera!